I’m a 30-something woman from the UK who has lived through a lot of things that are generally considered Very Bad™. 

I have two children, one fiancĂ© and I like to write stories when nobody’s looking. 

This is one of those stories. This is MY story. 

Additional: I like caffeine, chocolate, Haribo and peanut cookies. I swear like a sailor and play Minecraft to relax. I’m all kinds of strange but that’s okay, normal is overrated.